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Look at that.

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Another strike. This country's on its
knees.

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Yes, dear.

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I don't know what the working man is
trying to do to us. He wants more this,

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more that, less hours, extra pay.

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They strike more often than our bleeding
clock.

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Yes, dear.

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You know, Britain is the finest country
in the world to live in. We've got the

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finest scientists, finest education,
finest medicine.

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If it's British, it's best.

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Best.

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What's that?

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A British sausage.

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What happened to it?

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What do you mean, what happened to it? I
cooked it.

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That's what happened to it.

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I've been feeding this family for 20
years and they don't seem to have come

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any harm yet.

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Thank you. Hello, Bob.

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Look at him.

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He's got that fresh morning sparkle.

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party, Mike? Oh, outrageous, Mum. Like,
absolutely outrageous.

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What time did you get in?

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What time is it now?

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Quarter to nine.

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About twenty -two.

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You got in at twenty to nine? Yep.

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You've been out all night?

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Yep. Well, that's disgraceful. What are
you trying to do all night?

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Well, you see, Dad, like, I pulled
the... You pulled the cheek?

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Yeah. I know what you mean.

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Well, of course your father knows what
you mean.

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He's got me to remind him.

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I must be raving mad. Here I am, going
to work on a retired shortage and he's

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all night.

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No, Sid, you're not going to work today.

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You're doing the garden.

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Am I?

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Yes. Have you seen it out there? The
grass is higher than the fence.

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Well, it's your trip, isn't it, Dad?

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You go to work, come home, wash the car,
do the garden.

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Life is supposed to be fun.

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He's right, Sid.

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Life is supposed to be fun.

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Now, when was... last time that you had
a good laugh. I have a good laugh every

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time I look at him.

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So I'm a useful commodity in the house,
aren't I? Pass the sauce, Big Mum.

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There you are, dear.

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Thank you.

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That's all right, Dad.

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I said, go on, take a look.

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Don't worry about anybody else.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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What are you doing? You know I...

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The papers won't be long.

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Can I have mine in a doggy bag, please,
Mummy?

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Can't you be like the rest of us and
have it on a plate?

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I want to take it to someone.

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I have enough trouble feeding you lot
without sending food parcels to stray

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dogs. It's not for a stray dog. It's for
a stray person.

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What stray person, dear?

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A poor person who hasn't got all the
things that we've got.

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Well, if you keep giving him everything
we've got, we won't have it ourselves,

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will we?

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Who is he?

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Well, he's a sort of tramp.

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Tramp? Yes.

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Mike and I met him last week in
Shepherd's Bush.

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We gave him some of your old sweaters.

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I haven't got any old sweaters.

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Well, what about the blue one?

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I've only had that three weeks.

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Pete, isn't that lovely?

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I've only worn it twice.

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No, I don't mean that. I mean, isn't it
nice to have such thoughtful children?

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It really upsets me when I see him. He
hasn't got a warm bed.

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Or bath.

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What are you talking about? You've got
both of those things and you never use

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them.

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I use my bed.

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But not properly.

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Beds are for night time.

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You're a human being, not a hamster.

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Mind you, I could be wrong.

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What you don't understand, Daddy, is
that... There is nothing I do not

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understand. Let me tell you. Will you
please all stop arguing?

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Now, every meal time there is no peace.

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is just two minutes of peace.

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Well, you don't have to seize up
altogether. You could talk about the

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something.

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Moderate to light easterly wind.

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Temperature below average afternoon
drizzle.

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Not a very good forecast, especially if
you're a tramp.

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What matter to him? He can't read.

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read to know it's raining, does he? Oh,
blimey, it serves him right. He should

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be doing something for the community.

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He is doing something for the community.

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If it wasn't for him, all the gutters
would be full of fag ends.

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Disgusting. You wouldn't be glad to pour
a tramp a fag end, would you, Daddy?

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The hand that gives is the hand that
gains it.

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It doesn't matter, Mummy. I don't want
to start a family row.

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Now look what you've done.

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And all because you're too mean to help
an old tramp.

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I have helped him. I've given him two
sweaters.

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You're not willing me. Not with your
heart, not with your soul.

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Oh, God, blimey, what is this? Songs of
praise?

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Anyway, if I want to give my breakfast
away, it's my own business.

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She's right, Sid.

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There you are, dear.

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And if you don't want yours, you can
give that to the tramp.

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Thank you, Annie.

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Now, is there anything else you'd like,
Sid?

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I haven't had anything yet.

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Well, I'm making coffee.

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Can I have tea?

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Well, tea's a bit awkward because I am
making coffee.

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I'll have a cup of coffee, Mum.

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And me.

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So, would you like some coffee, Sid?

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I'll have a plate of minestrone.

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You can have my breakfast, too.

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Tell you what, sir, when you go, I'll
come with you.

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When you do go, take your cap with you.
You'll collect more money than the

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tramp.

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I'm in a terrible state. I've broken the
baby's bottle.

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What did you do, hit him over the head
with it?

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You've got a bottle you could let me
have?

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Oh, no, Betty. Sid's on Bickie's now.

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Do you think you could mind him for me
while I just pop to the shop? Oh,

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what do you want to give him a bottle
for? He's nine months old. He should be

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work.

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You're obsessed with people going to
work.

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Now, what's the point in having friends
if you can't help them?

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All right, I'll help her.

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I'll get her a bottle.

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Have that fin, please.

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Oh, that doesn't look very hygienic.

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What are you talking about? They're
usually things in operating theatres.

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But we use ours in the garden.

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Yes.

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Hold that, please.

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Right, thank you.

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the kitchen.

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Now, I've put some new polish on the
floor. It's not dry yet. All I want to

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is listen to my record, that's all.

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Well, you relax, darling, and Mike and I
won't bother you.

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Why did you do that? I was enjoying it.

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We were just revving up for the end bit.

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I've had this thing for six solid months
and you've never let me hear the end

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bloody bit yet.

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Oh, Dad, you'd love it. It's absolutely
amazing. You know what happens? All the

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bells come in, all the drums come in,
the cannons come in, and it's change,

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change, change.

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Go out and get married or something.

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It isn't as easy as that, is it? I've
got to fall in love first.

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And somebody's got to fall in love with
him.

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You're joking.

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We'll have to advertise him in the
newspapers.

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One hairy twit with 36 green shield
stamps, free to anybody who'll give him

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good old.

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You underestimate Mike, Sid. He's a very
attractive young man.

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That's your opinion.

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There's a whole world on the verge of
fantastic experiments, and he's

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wood.

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I am not whittling wood.

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This is art. It's a craft.

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What is it? What does it look like?

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Two boobs on a stick.

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Why don't you get a normal job, like a
normal fella?

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What's the good of explaining to you?
You wouldn't understand anyway.

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Wally understands.

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Wally? Who's Wally?

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Oh, that's the tramp's name.

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Oh, not him again, please.

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Well, he's free, isn't he, Dad?

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I mean, he's not into the material
things of life. He's into the spiritual

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of it.

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And that's how I want to be. Free.

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Just moving from bench to bench.

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Oh, blubber, that's ridiculous.

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We can't all stop working and start
moving from bench to bench.

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And why not?

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Because there'd be nobody to start
making their bloody benches for a start.

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Sid, I wish you'd stop swearing.

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The budgie asked for his bloody letters
this morning.

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Please, please, not in front of him.

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I don't think I'll bother with the
garden this morning. I'm going to go out

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sit on the pavement. I'll take him with
me.

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Wandering Abbott and his performing
monkey.

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I don't know why you're so bigoted.

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It takes all kinds to make a world.

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Yeah, think how dull it would be if
everybody was like you. If everybody was

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like me, they'd all go to work and the
country would be on its feet.

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Yes, and they'd all spend every night in
the hare and hounds.

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And the entire population would be flat
on its back.

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I'll kill him.

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You see, stop grinding your teeth.

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You're beginning to look like an
Alsatian.

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There she comes. Doggy bag, Doris.

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Now, don't you upset her.

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She's a very thoughtful girl.

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And you should be proud of her that she
wants to help underprivileged people.

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Hello. Hello, dear.

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Where have you been?

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Nowhere. Oh, that's a nice place,
nowhere.

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Sit. Well, she must have been somewhere.

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Somewhere.

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Your father was just saying how proud he
is of you.

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Was I?

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Yes, you were.

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Oh. Well, I'm very grateful to you,
Daddy. I want you to know that.

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Thank you.

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After all, I must have inherited my
compassion from my parents.

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Thank you very much.

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And I'm grateful too, Dad.

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Where else would we get our athletic
bodies, good looks?

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I've brought your breakfast back.

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Oh, you shouldn't have done that, Sally.

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Your father didn't mean what he said
this morning.

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Sally, I'm sorry I was on edge this
morning, but that's how I am in the

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mornings.

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And the afternoons.

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And the evenings.

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Mike, stop it.

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Your father's trying to be upset.

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Sally, as I was saying, I'm very pleased
to see that you're growing up into a

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kind... thoughtful, considerate girl.
And just to prove it, Jane, put my cake

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a doggy bag.

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Oh, Sid, I'll put mine in too.

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Oh, sorry, Sal. I've eaten mine.

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It's all right, Daddy. You don't have to
do that. Oh, no, I want to do it. A

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friend of yours is a friend of mine.

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There's no need.

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What do you mean?

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Because I brought Wally home to tea.

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You what?

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There is enough for one extra, isn't
there, Mummy? Well, of course there is,

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darling.

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About time your father went on a diet.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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You'll like him, Dad. Really. He's a
really, really nice guy.

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And you did say you'd give him your
cake.

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I said I'd give it to him, not have it
with him.

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This is Wally's friend, Beauty.

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Sid, stop that.

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How will the poor man feel if he comes
in and sees you spraying the place?

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You never know where he's been.

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You're polluting the goldfish.

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Did you see his overcoat when he took it
off? It stood up on its own.

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Well, that'll do a lot of good.

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It's furniture polish.

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Where is he?

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Having a bath.

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Having a bath?

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In my bathroom?

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Well, where would you like him to have a
bath? In the kitchen sink?

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00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,640
Mum, how long does that dryer take?

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About 15 minutes, Mike.

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00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,610
Oh, too much.

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Hey, just a minute. What's he doing?

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He's washing Wally's clothes.

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This is my house, not a Chinese bleeding
laundry.

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finger bowls on the table.

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Just good manners, that's all.

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Not with egg and toast.

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Anyway, it's usually a small china one,
not a plastic washing -up bowl.

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Just making subtle hints, that's all.

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Oh, yes, very subtle.

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Especially the soap and flannel on his
side plate.

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Danny, don't argue with him. Go and help
Mike.

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No, look, I keep telling you, I don't
like layabouts. Now, he's had 17 cups of

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tea and 24 pounds of chocolate cake.

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And God knows what Sally's put in this
box.

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The sting of his head.

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He's got to go.

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I think he's very cultured.

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I mean, he knows a lot about art and
music.

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And look at these beautiful books. Yes,
and look at the chatty bookcase.

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It's not the pram that counts. It's
what's in it that matters. I hesitate to

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think what is in that pram. Probably got
his own flea circus rehearsing in

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there.

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Dressing gown.

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00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,200
Please forgive me, but Mike seems to
have taken my clothes.

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He's just drying them.

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My husband was admiring your books.

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Weren't you, darling?

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Enjoy your bath?

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00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,380
Oh, yes, thank you. I'm not accustomed
to such luxuries.

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00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,500
Oh, well, you could try the river.

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One can hardly walk naked into the
Thames.

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00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:19,810
That's true. Although, goodness knows
why not. I mean, bodies are, after all,

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only bodies, are they not?

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00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:23,230
Oh, yes, they're not. Oh, they are, yes.

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May I sit down?

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00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,040
Do you have to?

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Here we are, Wally. A cup of coffee. Oh,
thank you.

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Delightful children you have, Mr Abbott.

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Untouched by the greed and corruption of
modern society.

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00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,590
You mean a bone idol.

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00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:07,489
As long as idleness only besets the body
and not the mind, Mr Abbott. You don't

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like living in houses, then, do you?
Well, I like fresh air and nature.

302
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:15,570
And one can hardly experience that in a
brick prison.

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00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:18,690
Oh, I don't know. We've got an extractor
fan and a budgie.

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00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:23,250
I like to be free, free to think, free
to dream.

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00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:26,849
Yes, I like to be free too. As a matter
of fact, when you've finished your

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coffee, you're free to go.

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00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:34,069
Exactly, Mr Abbott. And when you've
finished your coffee, where are you free

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go?

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00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,220
Me?

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What a stupid question.

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I can go anywhere I blooming like, mate.

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I mean, I can go to... I can go...

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To the having gardens of Babylon?

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00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,830
No, but the begonias are blooming in the
greenhouse.

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00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,680
Mountains of the Alhambra Palace?

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00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:57,619
No, but with a little imagination and a
nozzle on the end of my hosepipe.

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00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,680
Oh, poor tethered soul, caught in the
rope of fate.

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Family, mortgage, duty, and, oh, horror
of horrors abudging.

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00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:13,519
Just a minute, Hugh. Don't you start
criticising my luck, because you can't

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afford it yourself.

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00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:18,830
I work for my living, mate. Don't we
all, Mr Abbott, one way or another?

322
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:20,810
You call that work?

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00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,109
Pushing an old pram around full of
rubbish?

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00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,970
At least my pram was full of kids, mate.

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00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:29,170
Kids, Mr Abbott, are only a noisy
extension of ourselves.

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00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:33,050
How many kids we have depends on how
careless we are.

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00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,950
Very true, very true. I've got six.

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00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,610
You were careless, weren't you?

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00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:49,319
But my kids lead a very happy life, Mr
Abbott, doing what they want to do, like

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their father.

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00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,660
It's very hard to do what you want to
do, don't you think?

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00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,680
I don't know. Never done it.

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00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,520
Oh, I have done it. Of course I've done
it.

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00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,350
Several times.

335
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:06,180
I, uh... Well, I mean, it's, uh... Yes.

336
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,380
Would you like a drink, Mr Abbott?

337
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:13,880
We haven't got any.

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00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,110
Shame on you, working so hard.

339
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,770
Oh, you're going then, are you?

340
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,060
He's off.

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00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,300
He's leaving.

342
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,609
Well, it's very nice of you to...

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Cheers.

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00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,460
Cheers.

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00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:36,410
Funny. Tastes of furniture polish.

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00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,560
My family needs me.

347
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,740
Yes, what is it?

348
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,160
The tumble dryer's broken down.

349
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,920
We've only managed to dry this.

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00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,840
That's all I need, eh?

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00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,350
I wanted a quiet weekend. I finished up
spending it with a naked tramp.

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00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:19,110
I mean, that lot there would frighten a
cement mixer.

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00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,160
Send him home on his vest.

354
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,480
Oh, you can't send him out. It's
raining.

355
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,090
It'll keep him clean.

356
00:21:25,091 --> 00:21:28,479
All right, then lend him an umbrella,
the one with the holes in.

357
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:32,150
You've got plenty of clothes, Daddy.
Can't you lend him some? No, I cannot.

358
00:21:32,151 --> 00:21:35,799
Well, then he'll just have to stay here
the night until his things are dry.

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00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,000
He is not staying here, and that is
final.

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00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:42,419
You'd send him out into the cold with a
string vest and an umbrella? Yes, I

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00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:44,959
would. Blimmin' Liberty'd come in here
criticising us.

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00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,799
He even criticised the bloody budgie.

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00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,750
It's no use. I'm going to have to get
that bird some earplugs.

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00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,960
Well, go on, then. Tell him. Tell him to
go. I will. I'll tell him. Right now.

365
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,260
Well, don't you expect me to speak to
you again?

366
00:21:58,261 --> 00:21:59,399
Oh, me?

367
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,630
Tell you what, Mum, I thought Dad had a
heart.

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00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,220
Oh, he's got a heart, Mike.

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00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,480
He'd be dead otherwise, wouldn't he?

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00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:10,559
I'm very sorry, Mummy, causing all this
trouble. Oh, darling, you haven't caused

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00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,539
any trouble.

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00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,830
But you and Daddy won't talk to each
other now.

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00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:15,059
Of course we will.

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00:22:15,060 --> 00:22:16,920
It'll just be a bit louder than usual.

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00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:21,320
I do hope Daddy's nice to Wally. He's a
very lonely man.

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00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,970
Mike and I seem to be the only friends
he has.

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00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,170
Well, except Beauty.

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00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,880
When your father comes back, I want you
two to be nice to him.

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00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,400
I mean, after all, it's his house. It's
up to him who comes and goes.

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00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,180
Didn't give that to the Desmond.

381
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:43,480
Steve, you've given him the shirt off
your back.

382
00:22:43,481 --> 00:22:47,959
Why didn't you give him one of your
other shirts?

383
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,760
He didn't like any of my other shirts.

384
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,630
You don't mean he's gone out just
wearing a shirt?

385
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,720
No. I gave him your brown and blue suit.

386
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,500
Oh, thank you very much. You're welcome.

387
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,040
You are a kind and considerate person.

388
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,250
And kind and considerate people always
get their reward.

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00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:08,630
Thank you. There.

390
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,820
Dear Mr. Abbott, thank you for your
hospitality.

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00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,890
If you're ever in Shepherd's Bush, my
bench is the first on the right.

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00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:25,750
I know we have little in common, but I
still have my principles.

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00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,840
Nice fellow, isn't he?

394
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,080
Thank you for that pretty suit.

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00:23:30,081 --> 00:23:36,199
So in return for your kind gesture, I
leave you my most treasured possession,

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00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,400
beauty.

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00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,410
P .T. out.

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00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,740
Her pups are due on Friday.

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00:23:58,031 --> 00:24:00,129
Thank you.

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